is this not outrageous!?

i went out to the shed to grab something and realized that my family is outrageous.
somehow we have built up a collection of sixteen, yes SIXTEEN, boats...

2 tandem kayaks
2 ocean kayaks
1 sit-on-top kayak
2 lake kayaks
4 whitewater kayaks
1 windsurfer
1 canoe
1 hobie sail boat
2 jet skiis

new tandem

hobie sailboat & 2 lake kayaks
2 jet skiis covered for winter

4 whitewater kayaks, 1 canoe, 1 windsurfer, 2 ocean kayaks, 1 sit on top kayak & 1 tandem kayak

why? your guess is as good as mine...